Tuesday, May 28, 2013

My Little Pony

One of my students recently got a house about a few miles from his parent's place.  WIN.  A location to actually pull.  I had been harping for him to move out for months.  You just can't be a man when you live at home... I can't stress this enough, especially if you're Asian.  Asian parents hold you back like no other and they want you to stay at home!  If you're in Pickup and you're over 18, your first priority should be finding out how to move out of your parent's place.

Unfortunately, his mom got him My Little Pony curtains right in the front of the house next to the porch on the big windows facing the lawn.  When I saw those curtains a few months back, I was like dude... you should probably remove those curtains ASAP.  What did he do?  He left those curtains there as is.

Fast forward 2 months.  He takes this girl out on a date that he met on PlentyOfFish.  The girl was a few years older... not by a lot, perhaps 3-4 years.  Just enough age gap for her to give him shit tests hehe.  So with my few months of training, he was able to pull her back to his place on a day 2.  Guess what?  The girl sees his fucking My Little Pony curtains... and NO FUCKING LAY!  Later on in the week, he showed me his text message and sure enough, the girl made fun of his curtains.  How did I predict this many many months ago?

What is the moral of the story?  Take a look around your god damn house.  Remove any items that make you look like a FOREVER ALONER... especially when you're taking an older women out.  You need to act more sophisticated and project that image.  This means no Star Trek figures, no Legos Blocks, no Bambi DVDS.  Seriously guys, stop cock blocking yourself.


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8 comments:

  1. Jimmy YuMay 28, 2013 at 3:39 PM

    ^Well Said. He should change his number. A few miles is still too close. Look forward to a logistics video.

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  2. AnonymousMay 28, 2013 at 4:47 PM

    curtains around your neck*

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  3. SquattincassanovaMay 28, 2013 at 8:01 PM

    If "be yourself" and "do whatever the fuck you want" was really true as long as you believed in it, PUA books would be really short wouldn't it?

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  4. AnonymousMay 28, 2013 at 8:07 PM

    you have shit for brains. lots of pua theory is a contradiction. its a balance at the end of the day meaning 50-50. example - they say to not give a shit what people think and do what you want in field, true but when you are not getting day 2s, turning ppl off, you need to calibrate.


    and your a coach LOL. you should know this.

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  5. AnonymousMay 29, 2013 at 8:37 AM

    my friend told me, that IT technician at their work was hitting on her. he didn't succeed and one of the reasons why not was because first thing my friend noticed when she came into his office was shiny StarCraft II desktop wallpaper on his PC

    details can fucking matter hehe

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    1. SquattincassanovaMay 29, 2013 at 8:48 AM

      You better set your friend straight because Starcraft is fucking awesome haha.

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    2. Jimmy YuMay 29, 2013 at 9:05 PM

      and Warcraft too

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  6. AnonymousMay 29, 2013 at 9:34 PM

    haha. i actually had to look up dendrites you nerd.

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