If your field reports starts something like this:"It was dark, stormy night in December. I looked out the window before heading out and I saw the first bits of winter snowflake fall gently on my windowsill".
Seriously stop. This isn't a romance novel. If I want to jerk off to some verbose lame ass story, I could simply check out Fifty Shades of Gray from the local library.
Unless some how the darkness caused the girl you're pulling to trip and fall over a rock, causing you to bomb your SNL pull attempt (you learned your lesson and next time you should bring an LED flashlight), or you were too stupid to bring a jacket and therefore you had your hands in your pant pocket the whole time displaying poor body language, everything stated above is garbage, extraneous information that is irrelevant.
Here is an example of a crappy field report:
http://forum.casanovacrew.com/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=19040
The Don'ts
- Don't give your girl cute fake imaginary names.
- None of this extra adjectives describing the story if it does not impact game mechanics.
- Don't include the life story of you and her if it does not impact specific cold reading generalities. If you're going to tell me her dad is a lawyer, you better follow up with a cold read attempt or something you knew about daughters of lawyers that helped you progress further in the interaction. Telling me she likes to eat drink coffee is irrelevant unless you know damn awesome day 2 coffee location.
- Don't focus so much on what happened. Focus on what you did to MAKE it happen.
The Do's
- Include as much word for word quotations as possible. This is why my friends, you should get an audio recorder. As a reader, we want to hear your sound bites!
- Include how you handled the objections
- Include specifics on transition points. How did you get her to move? What did you say to get her to move? Was she compliant? If not, how did you address it? Did you try it 5 minutes later?
- Include details on your pull attempts. What was your extraction statement? Did you extract for food? Did you extract with the clear intentions of sex? Did baby step your pull from club to outside, then to parking lot, then to the car? Did you pull with one massive attempt, aka, lets go back to my place?
- Include three things you did right that night
- Include three things you could have improved that night
- Include word for word things you said before the blowouts
Its okay to talk about how you plowed though last minute resistance and the tips and tricks you used to escalate physically and how you turned her on. However, as soon as your mushroom tip enters the kingdom, you can stop now. You already closed. Its done! The END! Nobody wants to hear how hard you made her scream or the fact you went butt naked to the fridge to get strawberries and ice-cream. Cut out the extraneous stuff!
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http://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/1i1toj/how_to_not_write_field_reports/
Amen brotha!
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