I will tell you guys a funny story. It was 3 years ago and one of my first car pulls. I met this girl off Plenty of Fish while I was visiting family in Seattle. First night back and I set up a day 2. Met at Starbucks and then after an hour, bounced her to a club in Downtown Seattle called SeaSound. My friends from high school happened to be there and so I was socially proofed. Since we had carpooled, I went back to the original parking lot where she had parked her car to drop her off.
She lived with her family and I was visiting my family and I didn't feel like getting a hotel. The only place to escalate was in the car. I had driven my car from California up to Seattle and my car windows were recently tinted that year. Its probably one of the best investments you can make for your car. The privacy helps a LOT when it comes to escalating and also prevents people from looking into your car and attempting to find things to steal.
The escalation was great until the ending. I just couldn't get it up! Couple of reasons.
1. First time buying a new pre-workout supplement called Jack3d. In the fucking original formula, this thing had a chemical called 1,3-dimethylamylamine. Essentially it gives you stim dick and it causes impotence for like 6 hours.
2. It was cold.
3. The parking lot cleaning truck was driving in circles around my car at 2am and I just realized I had left my headlight on the whole time and I was wondering why they had kept looking my way.
So a combination of chemicals, temperature, and being watched, and nervous, I couldn't get it up! I kept telling her, it wasn't ME! It was the pre-workout! So after finally jacking off and getting it up, I got the lay. The moral of the story is, that it sucks and hopefully none of you guys have to deal with this.
One of my great friends from Seattle and also a wing, got me a gift when he went to Asia. Apparently he bought this stash of special viagra that comes in a candy tasting gel form. Its called Kamagra gel. The very great thing I like about this is how quick the onset is once you take it. Since its in a candy gel and is in liquid form, you don't need to find water. You can literally take it within 5- 10 minutes and you will feel the effects. Its in a sachet and is the size of a condom wrapper. You can easily store it in your back pocket. The full dose is pretty strong so I only eat half or a third of the sachet contents.
I don't like the regular viagra which can take 40 minutes to work. That is a long time and you may not be able to predict if you can close or not. Sometimes you can pull a girl to your place and the signals are still not clear on whether or not you will get last minute resistance. It sucks having to take it and then the escalation doesn't happen and you're left with a bulging boner and elevated heart rate for the next 5 hours. Because the Kamagra gel takes 5-10 minutes to take effect, you can literally take it in the bathroom right before taking off your pants and it will start kicking in.
In my opinion, the best times to take this is if you have taken substances that are known to affect your performance. I am not going to elaborate on these as there are a ton of things that will cause this. The other thing is if you know the pull has a small window and you need to be able to close in a tight time frame in odd or weird locations where anxiety or high pressure can effect your performance. I am not going to lie, if I were to pull behind a dumpster in a cold winter night, I would probably take this. Or if you're pulling some fat ugly chick and you just can't get it up but you need to close her to get reference experience, you could take it too hahahah.
You can get it online. Its usually some over seas website and it takes around 2 weeks for shipping and processing. I just Google "order Kamagra gel". Look around, they should go down to only 50 cents per sachet.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=order+kamagra+gel
Usually the more bulk you buy, the cheaper the per unit cost.
Here is my stash.
Waste of post bro. This post doesn't apply to 99% of your audience.Can you post something that will actually help our game out?
ReplyDeleteNearly 75% of my guys who have taken bootcamps have ended up f-closing within a month or two. Not outside the realm of most people's reach at all. You never know when you will get laid so having this will prevent performance anxiety and also reduces the likelihood of not pulling the trigger.
Deletei take coffee as my pre workout, and my indian genetics of body hair keep me warm from the cold, U mirin? good post mike
ReplyDeleteMost of the sites on the googles are selling for $1-2. How are you getting $.50?
ReplyDeleteAt what percent did you get your windows tinted? i'm intrested in getting mine, but I've heard stories of people getting pulled over because they were "too" tinted.
ReplyDeleteMine was tinted at 10% transmittance / 90% block. Usually cops won't pull you over just for the tint. They will usually combine it with something else. Just roll both front windows down if you're ever pulled over. Five years, I have never gotten in trouble with tinting.
DeleteDoes this really work? I'm surprised you ever have trouble since you're always sober. You think this would work if I was drinking?
ReplyDeleteYes. If Hugh Hefner can get it up at age 80 using this. I am pretty sure you can too.
DeleteYo, the exact same thing happened to me in the car 2 weeks ago, sucked bad even though i eventually got it up. This would definitely be nice to have just in case. I want to order some, but i don't want to get scammed though, Im trying to pick a legit site.
ReplyDeleteIts usually legit site if you go to the check out and there is a certified logo on it.
DeleteYeah I think your right. Thanks, great post.
DeleteUK reader here - this stuff is equivalent to $3ish a sachet to get here??? Damn son. I wanna try it!
ReplyDeleteScrew the haters. Good post. I hadn't heard of this stuff
Pretty real post. Bet some PUAs wouldn't disclose these kind of tactics. Yeah my new car has the rear windows all really darkly tinted. Defo has its advantages, shame my back seat area is small as shit tho. Wee-Man would struggle to seal the deal back there.
ReplyDeleteFor sure a relevant post. Performance anxiety can get in the way the first time you get with a 10. If you go into the night confident that you will be able to deliver in the bedroom it will help you game. Do you remember what site you got it from? I've been searching around and don't want to get scammed.
ReplyDeleteThanks amazing post
ReplyDeletewhere did you order?
ReplyDeleteYeah Mike, where did you order it @ .50 cent per sachet?
ReplyDeleteJust Google it. I don't remember the exact link. Even at a dollar per packet, its not like you're going to be fucking so many girls that its hurting your wallet.
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