Terribad Girl Texters

Jesus Christ, some girls have pretty god awful texting.   Maybe I should wear a wig, call myself Michaela and teach girls too.

Strong WTF.

Peruvian Day 2 at Comedy Show

Comedian:  We got a diverse crowd up in here tonight!  (looks around at the front isle).   We got some Black people, we got an old rich White man, and we got an Asian dude fucking a Mexican girl! (referring to me and my day 2)

Girl: I'm not Mexican

Comedian:  Are you Asian?

Girl:  Nope

Comedian: WTF, there can only be two options.  What are you going to tell me you're from Mars?

Girl: I am Peruvian

Comedian:  Same shit as Mexicans except with llamas!


LULZ.


I love getting the front seat at comedy shows.  The effect is far different than sitting way in the back.  You pick up on way more things from the comedians.  You also get called out a lot since most comedy places do not have a ton of Asians.  Furthermore, if you are with a non Asian girl, aka White, Latina, Black...the comedians usually say some pretty funny shit; either that or they're flat out confused.

When you get called out, some times its good, some times its bad.  I'll share one of each.  One time I took a Black girl out on a Day 2, and the comedian was Mexican.  He asked who there was on their first date.  I raised my hand.  He literally went on a 10 minute bit about Asians and small dicks (to a Black girl).  This was 2 years ago and I didn't get the lay.  Fuck you comedian.  Its not like Mexicans are known for big dicks.  Some have small ones, I been to LA fitness locker rooms.

On another occasion, I took a White girl to the comedy club, the guy asks who was on their first date and I raised my hand.  He made us get on stage and bought us each two shots.  Then he made us make out in front of the entire audience.  Winning.  I did end up closing that night.

You win some and you lose some... but you always have a good story.  How does this relate to pickup?  Comedians are some of the best cold readers out there and they will always have something to say after your answer.  That is the essence of a natural.  Naturals don't need routines.  They can take a boring ass response to "where are you from" and turn it into something funny or tease the girl.  You can't take cameras or recording devices to a comedy show but you sure can take a pen and paper.  Take some notes while you're there!

To some of my nosy readers out there.  The Day 2 went fine.  She was into me physically, no much game was needed.  I'm not going to the nitty gritty details unless its funny or game mechanics related but she is driving an hour to hang out with me next weekend.  Watch, I'm going to jinx myself and shes going to find my blog like they all do last minute and I get flaked on... FML.  The comedian was Jay Phillips.  Funny guy.  If you haven't already added the Improv on Facebook, make sure you do.  They give free tickets all the time

https://www.facebook.com/ontarioimprov
https://www.facebook.com/TheIrvineImprov
https://www.facebook.com/HollywoodImprov
https://www.facebook.com/BreaImprov
https://www.facebook.com/Thasanjoseimprov

Cross Country Road Trip - 9/26 - 9/29 (Miami)

Thurs-Sun 9/26 - 9/29 Miami, FL

I am back from my road trip but I want to keep writing about my experiences.

We were in Miami for about 3 and a half days.  We got an mediocre hotel on South Beach because that's where most of the partying was located.  Parking was costly and difficult and the hotel was fairly expensive for what its worth.

The first night out was Thursday, we checked out LIV.  Its probably the biggest club on the east coast, ranking just below a few of the top Vegas clubs like XS, Hakkasan, Marquee.  They fucking charged us 60 dollars for cover on a Thursday night.  It can be as high as 200$ on the weekends if a hot DJ shows up.  The poor 35 year old girls beside us also had to pay 30 dollars LOL.  I think for a girl, that probably hurts your ego even more when you have to pay and the 21 year old right next to you walks right in for free  Because there are less competition and less big clubs in Miami, they are more selective and anal about letting certain people in.  Can you imaging a bunch of PUA guys all trying to get in?  Hard as hell.  The clubs here open at 11:30pm and go to 5am in the morning, even later than Vegas.

Now back to how it relates to pickup...  
There is no patio in LIV, its one of the loudest, most heavily bass sounding venues I have been to; not very good for conversations.  I also noticed a lot of ugly older dudes with not much game hoarding all the tables and that's where all the hot girls are.  The average age of men inside were older than what I have seen in LA and Vegas and a lot of them did look like chodes which leads me to believe that a lot of girls here are looking for men of wealth.  This doesn't necessarily mean that you can't game them, its just harder to even approach and also they are looking for a different agenda.  A lot of girls are immigrants from other countries.

While walking on south beach we opened quite a few sets.  The demographics here are different than that of west coast.  West coast latinas are typically Mexican.  Miami latinas are more diversified including Puerto Rican, Central American, South American (Brazillian).  Also you see a lot of eastern European as well.  Conversations opened pretty well. The place does seem day game friendly.   You also see a lot of average looking girls though.  Don't assume that its just all hot babes laying around everywhere because its not true.  South Beach is one of the few beaches were girls tan with their tops off.  Bring a pair of sunglasses so you don't seem like a creeper.

During the other nights, I was teaching boot camps. We went to Clevelander and Mango Tropical cafe.  The Venues were mehhh.  Can't compare to Vegas.  Miami supposedly has one of the highest concentrations of single women, making it a city that is favorable for dating if you are a man.  If you like Latinas and a lot of European, the beach, and a change of scenery, check it out.  Its certainly prettier than Vegas.  However, if you want to practice pickup with logistical efficiency, sheer number of sets... of course Vegas hands down.

One of the popular venues on South Beach is Nikki Beach and is popular on Sundays.  We didn't have time to check it out but I wanted to.  I would have slapped on my bright orange short shorts and did some beach game but we went to Key West and then started heading for NYC.

Quick Update

Whats up everyone.  I'm back from my 30 day road trip.  I've been in Vegas for the last 2 weeks running bootcamps.  I am not next to my desktop back in Cali so making updates have been challenging.

A lot of things have happened and I will be posting a lot of pickup and personal learnings on the blog.  Here are updates and posts / videos to come...

• I got a new condo on the Las Vegas strip.  Just got the keys and paperwork done recently.  Its on the north end and I can get to XS nightclub within 3 minutes of leaving the garage (logistics winning!).  This will be my Vegas home base and I will be running bootcamps here.  It can hold a lot of people and the students on my bootcamps can stay here the weekend for free.  As students, you guys are welcome to pull to this pad as long as you don't jizz all over my walls and bedsheets.  Thanks.

• Been hitting up strip clubs lately.  I even snuck my camera in one in New Orleans and recorded an hours worth of interaction with a stripper.  I will probably have a video up soon with blurring of course.
• I made friends with a few Vegas locals and a few promoters here; learned a lot of insights about the types of local girls in Vegas, their nature, and also what its like to game on industry nights (Sun - Thurs).
• I still need to update about my experiences in Miami, New York City, and Chicago during my road trip as it pertains to pickup.
• I have complete pull videos that needs to be updated.  These are hour long videos and I need to blur out everything and put subtitles for the conversations.
• I also have a lot of student footages.  Some clips might relate to you, some are comical, and some include pulls too!

When I am back to Cali this weekend, I plan like to make daily posts to hopefully catch up on the lack of content within the last few weeks.

Cross Country Road Trip - 9/23 - 9/24 (New Orleans)

Mon - Tues  9/13 - 9/214 New Orleans, LA

I'll tell you right now, New Orleans is not a great pickup place.  First of all, its known for its food, and what does food cause? Fatasses.  I wasn't even impressed with the food all that much; the gumbo was all pre-made.  The Oysters were pretty good though. Acme Oysters was a great place.

The streets of New Orleans were fairly dirty and wet.  Rain comes unexpectedly and multiple times throughout the day.  We hung out mostly near downtown and also the French Quarters.  The weather is hot and humid.  The humidity was near 80%, and I swear to god, walking one block in New Orleans will cause you to have a wedgie.  When you're hot and sweaty, it throws you out of the pickup mindset.  Even if you get a girl, shes going to be sweaty and nasty too.  Sorry, I'm OCD and germophobic.

We were there on a Monday and Tuesday, perhaps it would be much busier on the weekends.  Also, I am sure street game would be pretty cool during Mardi Gras.  I wasn't there then so I can't give you the assessment.  The demographics of the locals are mixes of Blacks and Creoles.  If that's what you like, go for it.  I'm mostly into Asians, Whites, and Latinas, so not that many sets on top of a slow Monday and Tuesday night.  

We did go to a strip club later in that night.  There were quite a few of them along Bourbon street within the French Quarters.  Instead of paying for lap dances, I talked to a girl and bribed her with Beignets (French donut from Cafe Du Monde) LMAO.  I ended up getting an hours worth of lap dances for free.  My student who tagged along with me on the other hand thought he could game the stripper.  I had told him that one of my other students fucked a stripper at Sapphires in Vegas on a bootcamp once.  Its a different story because the student who pulled paid 150 for a VIP place in the back, but he also knew a secret hiding spot within the strip club.  Technically a stripper could get into a lot of trouble for that.  Anyways, my student in New Orleans believed all the IOIs were real LOL!  He spent 450 bucks for 45 minutes in the private room in the back.  My god, I wanted to punch him in the face.  I happened to sneak my camera in there and got some footages  Another thing that annoys me, strippers can sense if you have game.  Most will talk to me for 5 minutes and ask if I want a lap dance and will leave if I say "maybe".  However, when she sees a fucking old white guy, she will flirt with him for 30 minutes!  See acting like a beta chode isn't that bad in a strip club!

Cross Country Road Trip - 9/19 - 9/22

Thurs-Sat 9/19 - 9/21 Austin, TX

Austin is nuts.  The night life there is INSANE.  Even on a Thursday, 6th street was filled with people.  For those that are unaware, 6th street is the bar section of Austin.  UT Austin is nearby and therefore there are a lot of college kids.

Demographically, there is a large percentage of white girls and blonde girls.  There were some Hispanics but you definitely find wayyyy less Asians than in LA or west coast.  Asians also behave more White since there aren't enough of them to circle jerk with each other.

Texas in general is more of a bar scene than it is club scene.  Virtually everywhere we been to are bars.  What makes 6th street unique is the high density of bars all in one spot.  The cops wall off this street at night so no cars can go by.  Sarging here is like bar hopping but also mixed with street game at night.  Its similar to doing Hollywood street game at night but the bars have no cover.  I enjoy the fresh change of scenery as you are not limited to one venue.  We were here Thurs, Fri, and Saturday.  On Saturday, I shit you not, there were probably over 20,000 people on this stretch of road.

From a pickup point of view, I do find it harder to game White girls if they grew up in an area not exposed to Asians.  This doesn't mean you can't get White girls in predominantly white areas.  I'm just saying the percentages are going to be lower.  What makes Austin great from a sheer number of people and the number of hot blonde girls, the downside is that we are in the bible belt region of the country and therefore a lot of girls are "wholesome".  Furthermore, a lot of college students are either ADD, shit faced, or stupid to talk to.

Outside of pickup, Austin is quite a scenic city.  It is also the capital of Texas.  There is a mixture of good food, rivers, congressional buildings, scenery, and bar scene.  We ate at Home Slice (great pizza), Hopdoddy (great burgers), and Salt Lick (great bbq), Kerbey Lane (late night diner).

Sun 9/22 Houston, TX

We were here for one night.  One of my bootcamp students lived here so we crashed at his place.  The diversity in Houston is greater than Austin.  There are more Asians and other races here, hence the fact that there is a China town.  My student requested that I demo for him so we decided to go to a club called NOX.   I taped the mic and wireless transmitter to myself and gave him the receiver and earphones so he could hear the conversation.  It wasn't bad for a Sunday night.  He was impressed and wants to do a Vegas infield with me next month.

In the morning we stopped by the Houston space center while we headed towards New Orleans.  Nothing really stood out greatly about Houston.  My student said its an under appreciated city... not sure what that means.  Oil and gas industries are huge, perhaps thats why there are decent amounts of engineers on the west side of Houston.  One of the things that surprised me was the lack of travel from locals in Texas.  More than half the people I have met in Austin never been to Houston their whole fucking lives and its 200 miles away.  I asked them, how the fuck does someone born in China.... has been to Austin, Dallas, and Houston and yet these people who lived in Texas their whole lives never been to opposing cities.  You come to realize most people are lame.

Cross Country Road Trip - 9/16 - 9/18

Mon 9/16 - Scottsdale, AZ

The night scene in Scottsdale is pretty good.  Its known for their barbie type girls.  You see a lot of girls with implants including cougars.  I would say Scottsdale is a pretty superficial town.  I went to a pool party there a year ago to show off my six pack and I swear it felt like a bodybuilding convention.  Having a good physique was just the norm. The town right next door is Tempe which has Arizona State University.  There are tons of hot college girls in the vicinity.

Electronic dance music is super popular there just like in Vegas.  Scottsdale is known as Molly capital of the world.  The clubs are in one general area however they were not all congregated on one street.  It was more spread out over a few blocks.

We were just staying there one night on a Monday night so obviously the venues were not that packed.  We went to Spanish Fly and then Hi-Fi.  My first impression was that guys did not approach.  We saw circles of guys and circles of girls separated.  However, Monday is industry night and its hard to tell whether this dynamic is true for the weekends and normal nights.

I had a chat with a sports bar manager and he told me stories of how easy it was to pull girls.  His pad was just a few blocks from his work place so logistics were easily handled.  He would get girls shots and use his status to pull girls at the end of the night.  I had asked him if it was better to work the social circle game there or do cold approach game.  He said cold approach is better and reputation spreads if people know you are sleeping around in social circles.  Some times I wonder.... can cold approach only get you so far?  Yes game is a criteria... but damn having status at certain places sure helps a lot.

Again, take this with a grain of salt.  It was the opinion of one dude and we were there for one night.  I would say on the west coast, second to Vegas and LA, Scottsdale probably has one of the best night scenes.

Tues 9/17 - Albuquerque, NM

I wouldn't say this city has anything super amazing.  Its one of those one night cities that we were passing by.  We did take the worlds longest tramway called Sandia Peak up to the mountains.  The scenery was pretty amazing up at the top.  It gets really cold, don't forget a jacket.

We ate at 66 Diner which I am guessing is named after route 66.  My friend opened the waitress and had a date with her after she got off work while me and my student went to go sarging.  Makes me wonder, since pickup isn't rampant in these smaller cities, I would presume it would be pretty easy to do pick up on these hired guns as most guys are likely to have no game (just a thought).

We went to this place called Imbibe which was decent for a Tuesday night.  There were a lot of ghetto people and smelly people but surprisingly there were a lot of hot college students aspiring to be doctors (hehe they all are until they fail).  I soon realized it was college night on Tuesdays.

I asked girls what was cool in Albuquerque and the only thing mentioned was "Breaking Bad", a crime drama TV show based there involving some guy who produces and sells meth.  This sure makes me want to leave Cali and move to Albuquerque! /sarcasm.

Oh, my friend didn't get the lay hahaha... LMRed.  The 18 year old waitress was an ex-drug addicted.  Big surprise.  I commend her for being able to support herself and having her own apartment at a young age.   My friend Go-PRO recorded his entire date.  He brings that thing around all the time, some times he wears that thing when hes fucking girls or when he opens sets during day game.  Next time you think everyone is watching you at the club, realize this... nobody gives a shit.  Most people are completely oblivious of their surroundings.

Wed 9/18 - Dallas, TX

We got to Dallas pretty late.   It was midnight before we got out to the venues.  The place we went to was Plush.  It was ranked 26 on top 100 club and bar magazine for 2013.
http://www.nightclub.com/top-100/2013-nightclub-bar-top-100-list

It was a piece of crap when we went in.  There were a total of 10 people and 2 girls.  Nobody was attractive.  Instead, we ended up going to a strip club called XTC huehuehue.  I guess Dallas is known for their strip clubs.  Many of these clubs are open 24 hours a day.  Dallas is kind of grungy and I think any time you are in neighborhoods like that, there tends to be less strippers that are White and Asian.  Instead, you get the big booty twerkalicious ones hahaha.  XTC served alcohol but the strippers were full on nude.  There were six poles around a gigantic room.  Since it was late, there were not a lot of strippers and most people were standing.  Its different than Sapphires in Vegas.  I paid 20 dollars for cover so I didn't want to get blown out of the venue and decided not to approach every stripper on site.  Instead, I mostly observed since it was only my 5-6th time at a strip club.

The girls go full on nude when dancing on the poles.  When performing lap dances, they go topless.  I always thought that for a lapdance, you couldn't really touch the girl.  My limiting belief was shattered when I saw a guy suck one of the girls nipples while she was dancing on the poles!  I guess you kind of have to gauge the girls comfort level and see if shes into you... that or you throw down a lot of money.

From a PU mentality, many guys guys start out refusing to pay for girls as it may appear beta.  Some times I have that old feeling creep up on me.  I told myself at first to not get any lap dances since it didn't require "game" and then I realized, hey... some people just want to have fun and not everything in life is about game.  I see guys throwing money at girls they didn't even like and were totally ugly!  On the main stage, a girl did a good job dancing and some dude just threw a stack of a hundred one dollar bills in the air like it was nothing.  He didn't even touch the girl or even look at her.

Later on, I thought to myself, why not.  To game a stripper without paying is possible, but its very hard and it usually takes more than one night.  You essentially have to game the whole venue, know the bouncers, know the bartenders, establish yourself as an insider and a non-customer since breaking out of the customer frame is very very hard.

I told myself why the heck not.  There weren't that many girls and there was only one hot one.  I talked to her earlier and I told her to come back and I would pay for a lap dance.  Long story short, we chatted, she goes to community college, I got a lap dance.  Got to suck her boobies however was not able to get a makeout.  She told me it was against the rules at the club and that she could get fired.

Not that I am an expert at strip club game, I admit to being a newb, I do have two friends who are expert at strip club game.  Both have been able to successfully close in the strip club but its inside the VIP rooms where nobody is watching.

• Be high energy.  Stippers are ADHD and have very short attention spans.  They are likely to be high and are stimulus junks.  You need to hold their attention.  
• If you made your mind to get a dance or a private dance, talk to them first for a bit.  Then tell them you are going to pay for it later, and that they need to work for it.   Get the most out of your money!  Tell them to be flirty and really sexual.
• Getting a strippers number is pretty easy, I got the number first time I attempted to number close one.  Same goes for my friends.

Here is all the advice I can give.  Again, I don't proclaim to be an expert in an area that I am not.  We tried day gaming at Dallas Galleria.  It was a piece of shit, no sets.

Texas has a lot of cops.  The guy turned off his radar prior and beamed us right as we were near giving us no time to react.  We hit the breaks right as my radar detector Passport Escort detected it... :(

That Feel When....

That feel when you're still video editing a same night lay on a girl you met in Vegas 3 weeks ago and her Facebook status went from single to relationship... da fak.

I meet so many people that there is no way for me to follow up and stay up on all the current events.  It always feels like everyone's lives are at a stand still until you see a facebook update.  For example, I had a LR over winter holidays and then I see a Facebook update in May saying "Engaged".  How does this happen!?!

Requesting Feedback on Venues for Cross Country Sargeathon

Hi all, in two weeks, 2 other guys and I are going on a road trip sargeathon across the country.  We have the cities picked out on the weekends but we still are deciding on the venues.  If you live or have sarged in these cities, feel free to give some feedback (please no newbie suggestions, I don't hate newbs, but I hate newbs who give bad advice)

Ideally the venue should have both a patio AND a dance floor with good logistics to nearby hotels. The venues that are in bold are ones we are going for sure.


Sept 20-21 - Austin, TX

• 6th Street
• 4th Street?
• UT Campus?

Sept 27-28 - Miami, FL

• LIV
• Mango's Tropical Cafe?
• Clevelander?

Oct 4-5 - New York, NY

• LAVO NY
• Pacha New York?
• PHD?
• 1 Oak NYC?
• Stone Rose?

Oct 11-12 - Chigaco, IL

• Roof on the Wit?
• Excalibur/Vision?
• Public House?
• Bull & Bear?

Maybe we'll be burnt out in Chicago and just get fat and easy deep dish pizzas for the whole weekend.

Interview with Sexual Chocolate

I get interviewed by Steve aka Sexual Chocolate.  For those of you who don't know, I will be giving a speech in Hollywood for the Ultimate Pickup Artist Convention coming up in September.

If you're interested in going to the Ultimate Pickup Artist Convention Sept 13 - 15, link is below.
http://bit.ly/1d4d53w