Thursday, January 31, 2013


You know how every time you talk to a natural, they will give you two advice...

1. Confidence
2. Humor

Then you ask them how to acquire those skills and you get a shoulder shrug.  Isn't it funny naturals can't break things down into specific advice or tasks.  They give you vague generalities that you already know.  Once you internalize something, it becomes retardly difficult to explain. A natural teaching you game is like you explaining to a fish how to breath on land. For humor, its really easy to do. Just watch hours of standup. If you been a keyboard jockey for many months now, why not focus your time on the computer to watch something actually FUN. I mean do you really want to spend all your days meditating and yelling self affirmations or would you rather laugh your ass off watching comedy? Humor diffuses awkward situations, makes people like you, and it allows you to get compliance and escalate.  I bet you already knew that didn't you?

Okay here is what you do SPECIFICALLY.  Its easy as 1, 2, 3 all you have to do is show up!  You wont even get rejected!

1. Download standup comedy audio and video off the internet.  
If you don't know ANYTHING about comedy, I will give you a few of search terms.  Download it, put it in your car, put it in your iPod, put it in your smart phone.  Leave it on whenever you're not doing anything important.

  • Dave Chappelle
  • Louis C.K.
  • Aziz Ansari
  • Chris Rock
  • George Carlin
  • Jim Gaffigan
  • Russel Peters
  • Daniel Tosh
  • Kevin Hart
  • Katt Williams

2. Go to stand up comedy shows

Find a location near you.  Bring a date, a wing, or go as a loner.  Either way, you will laugh your ass off.

3. Sign up for improv comedy. 
Improvisation is the bread and butter of witty, on the spot humor creations.  You don't want to be stuck reciting stupid routines for the rest of your life.  What happens when you run out of routines?  **Gasp!**

Sunday, January 27, 2013

False Advertising in PUA Industry

Stuff like this annoys the crap out of me.


JT is a nice guy.  Hes got great entrepreneur skills and I have met him in real life.  This is more of a post about the PUA industry as a whole than targeting anybody specific.

Here is the deal.  Let me tell you about something from my first hand experience.  I have been Lure nightclub in Hollywood many times.  It is an exclusive nightclub.  You typically have to either know somebody or you have to bring 2:1 ratio of HB9's or above to get in.  The girls in there are hot, yes.  They are from a ratio perspective even hotter than Vegas club girls.  Vegas clubs have more hot girls but thats because the venue is much bigger and there are more people as a whole.

Here is also another thing about the club.  The girls are soulless, pretentious, money and status seeking bottle rats.  I have sarged Vegas, LA, San Diego, Seattle and this place has it worst. I have never seen more girls in a venue who will only talk to guys with  table / bottle service.  They are also likely to be cocaine whores hoping to freeload at an afterparty.  I have seen even bootcamp instructors (from the same company!)  have tough nights at this venue.

Are you going to tell me some newbie ass student is going to be getting this on their first bootcamp from a strict solo approach without help from anybody and without bottle service?  Get the fuck out of here!  This is the most contrived fake picture post I have ever seen.  Most likely they got bottle service, pulled the girls to their table, offered free drinks, and  the person taking the picture was buying temperature spiking the girls before taking that shot.  Don't believe me?  I got infield footages of what girls look like inside that club LOL. Bottle service doesn't give you shit but fake perception of status and IOIs.  I feel sorry for those guys spending hundreds and thousands of dollars buying bottles hoping to get girls.  Sure the dudes look like pimps from the outside when the girl is standing on the table dancing, but 95% of those dudes are walking home empty handed.

Seriously though, being good at PU and game is like working a muscle.  You don't instantaneously grow that in a weekend bootcamp.  You might get pushed into more sets than a typical night without a bootcamp, and you might get your top 3 sticking points identified, but you don't magically outperform on your bootcamp.  There is never an instantaneous jump in skill level.  Plus even if you got feedback, its after the set is done!  Your verbal and banter skills are going to stay the same throughout the course of two days.  Seriously PU companies need to be more honest.  Yes you can get good at this, but no you wont get those results in a weekend.

Friday, January 25, 2013

Asian Girls and PUA

I swear to god, the only girls that ever call me out on PUA are Asian girls. I guess it must be the fact that all Asian dudes are wannabe PUAs and that's why the girls are aware of it.

Seriously, number closed this girl last Saturday; she was fawning over me. The next morning I get this text:

"I know what you do for fun"
"You're a PUA, you need more practice"

WTF? Need more practice? You should have seen your puppy dog face the night before. I am not so much upset that she won't ever talk to me again. I am just weirded out by how she found out. I never told her my last name. One of those unsolved mysteries I guess.

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Awesome Corny Joke Openers

What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?

"I lava you."

Hahaha golden!

Monday, January 21, 2013

Making In-Field Videos

I talk about the process of making infield videos and the equipment.  I also talk about how it helps you learn, and my experiences throughout the process.

Monday, January 14, 2013

Smart Girls on POF

What can I say? They love me. This girl was studying neurobiology and is a premed. Hit her up with some sexual innuendos using nerdy science terms.

Friday, January 4, 2013

Baby Steps

Come on dude, have some realistic short term working goals.  That's like saying: "Yo, my sticking points in basketball include dribbling, shooting free throws, and winning the NBA."

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

What Happens When You Don't Learn Game

Girls text me about it.  I know... it sucks, but hey, more incentive to learn right?  It takes some butthurt to get motivation to change.